OBJECYION!

No offense, but I think I might be my favorite person to spend the day with.

GM. On my way to deliver the husband some coffee at his bedside. He’s still asleep so if I step loudly and cough a few times, I might be able to wake him up so I can force him to look at the 100 memes and videos I saved to show him last night. Can’t be mad, I was just “bringing you a coffee” 😂