I have hypothetical money on Sean Strickland #UFC

Sean Strickland needs to hold the fucking gates. I don't really know how but he's been weak before. We have to rid these fuckers.

So Ben Shapiro is going to ride his midget horse into the sunset? W

FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG FUCK YOU WE'RE RIGHT BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL MADE IT TO THE DANCE 🪉 View quoted note →

Reminds me of the Celtic warriors fighting off the Romans naked. Eire! View quoted note →

Ladies, please. Looking like Andre the Giant with the single strap.

Bryce Mitchell story this morning 🍤

Next time a witch try to seduce me I'm going to get her to curse the dagis We can't be wasting the golden age of welterweights

Hard to be mad at Max when he's looking that beautiful 💅 But I'll be dammed if I ever have to listen to sky commentary again, someone bomb scare their offices pls #MiamiGP

If you wanna go hard tonight Well then, the smoke and the bottle are on me, ah Slip into the red dress you like When we arrive, we probably won't leave, ah I love the way you move like that When you push your body on mine, oh my You wanna smoke, drink, dance until the sun rise It's one of those kinda nights

Please stop putting plastic between patties. Wax paper!

Fatso hogging a gate I wanna jump with some teeth I wanna break

Revolut is going to get gay and stop me from buying Bitcoin I think. Did anyone have this happen? My broker said revolut are asking them to return the money. I haven't heard anything from revolut yet. Maybe I should move my money out before making a scene, but then who would I bank with? #asknostr

Who removed Slumdon Bridge from Spotify yo? Aaaaargh

Guys what happened to @RUNSTR? I haven't managed to log 1 run in all month and I can't even find it in zapstore anymore. It was working perfectly all of Q1.