Tune into Tuesday's On-Chain Off-Chain Cocaine Shitstain on Bow After Bowl where I'll go absolutely nuclear on all the LinkedIn-tier scumbags pushing this latest psyop! View quoted note →

Wrong. It all has to be explained. "Sats ARE Bitcoin." 3 word explanation. "Dollars have cents. Bitcoin has sats." That's how my 5 year old explains it to other little kids. They all get it immediately. Your auntie doesn't get it, and no word switching will save her. Now try to explain to the average mouth-breathing retard why a Bitcoin went from being worth $105k to less than a penny because a bunch of midwits thought they were gonna solve the "normies don't get it" problem by destroying our culture. Stupid. View quoted note →

It's "sats" or you're a fed.

I AM HIM I HAVE BEEN HIM I WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM

"People aren't learning complex ideas fast enough let's tell them a dumb version instead that will fix it" Yooooooooo maybe next time you start the car don't open the garage ok

Man I've heard some dumbass takes in my time but this here I hope is sarcasm or autism or autistic sarcasm View quoted note →

BRO View quoted note →

Damn 'Ye, it'd be stupid to ditch you Even your superficial raps is super official

Had a long but quality Bowl last night with @DuhLaurien ✌🏻👽💨 in which we recapped the Satellite Spotlight (and a long, busy week), we addressed the FTIE segment and plan to revitalize it, the Rev reminded us how wide the Metal scope truly is and a lone caller single-handedly rescues a Bowl staple. http://fountain.fm/episode/jTd2M6qHVuikMGnvbGUI

Never confuse it for a hobby, this is a lifestyle. #v4v #satellitespotlight

Going live in 10 minutes! Join us for the satellite spotlight! View live event →

For the midwits near the center of the bell (The 68%™): If you can't spend Bitcoin, you can't spend anything. If you *can* spend *something* you can also spend Bitcoin. It's a matter of basic accounting. I've never seen any circular economy enthusiasts or medium-of-exchange believers advocate for your overall stack to ever go down in a given week. You should always make more money than you spend, no matter what you consider money. That's the only way you can afford a future.

The solution to the old "chicken and egg" problem is to become the chicken and get to layin'! View quoted note →

Future website plans discussed between @hzrd149 and @Sir Spencer, Wolf of KC 🐺 at a #KCBitcoiners meetup circa 2025 (colorized).

Happy Tuesday! Streaming LIVE w/ @DuhLaurien ✌🏻👽💨 View live event →

Another month, another page for the @DuhLaurien ✌🏻👽💨 calendar! Happy May! #NSFW #nudestr #boobstr

Hmmm @hzrd149 I dunno about these latest #noStrudel changes, at least on mobile the profiles no longer show any quick info. The old layout was far more useful. I also am not seeing quoted notes anymore, just the raw nevent string

Uh oh... 🫣 View quoted note →

My stupid phone is only 3 years old and it won't stay charged more than 6 hours even with casual use. It got me looking at potential upgrades and I'm so pissed... I'll *NEVER* forget what they took from us!!! The Samsung Galaxy Note 3 was *PEAK* smartphone. It had: - Faux leather removable back cover with stitching in the design - Removable lithium battery could be replaced when nearing end-of-life - could also remove battery for privacy if needed - built in stylus - headphone jack - infrared blaster which enabled UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL APPLICATIONS! ⤷ the IR made life so easy, all your TVs in one remote control IN YOUR POCKET! ⤷ you could even use it at bars and restaurants to change channels or volume - retailed at $299 ( $410.46 inflation-adjusted) The modern equivalent is the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra which does still have a stylus, but: - no phone jack - no removable/replaceable battery - literally impossible to truly "power off" all the way - no audio jack - no IR blaster - Retails at $1299 Oh but all 5 cameras on it are amazing so I GUESS THERE'S THAT.

Blessed to have the greatest group of Bitcoiners in KC 🧡