Fun fact: Michael Saylor will not buy anything with sats anytime soon. Not because he physically can't, but because he doesn't know how. Because you #nostriches didn't zap him.

Why do #bitcoin companies badly need to "touch" users' money? We already have a system perfect for that. It's called fiat.

💥 CRACK THESE NUTS🤣 !! LOOK AT THAT!! END TO END.. 🤯 🥳 🎉 🥜

The moment you realize, that you can break 1 sat into 3 pieces encrypted 6 times, conduct whatever trade operation with your completely NOKYC'ed trading participant, only to rebuild that same 1 sat back like it was never even broken to begin with... one word: INSANE 🤯 🥜⚡ .

I just want to say that using AI doesn't make you sloppy. Not if you're making gorgeous artistry.

Happy birthday papa 🎁🎂!

Community is everything that matters. I know it, and you know it.

How do users pay their bills? In fiat right? 💵 How would you offer users to pay their bills otherwise? 🤔 Bitcoin! Right? (I thought you'd say Solana 🤦🏾‍♂️) The problem is that users have 0 sats! How do they acquire some? ↪️➡️KYC Exchanges! Do you have any possible solution that could be cheaper for them and more accessible with no hassle? Even with cash if that's all they have? Just something doable. Nothing? Don't send them to Bisq or worse Robosats, they will cry or they'll just quit altogether. That's the real question. Where do you send Titanic addicted users who are used to a bank account or cash to "feel safe"? Meanwhile we're on a life boat already looking "stupid" TO THEM, from afar? Anyways. My point is "What if what we call Exchange 💱 is nothing but just us, ourselves the entire Community?" Bitcoin For Fairness, Afribit Kibera, Bitcoin Indonesia, all of them are all Communities. Why don't we exchange with each other directly here? Because some of you are enjoying paying your bills with fiat and lose money slowly but surely! That's why. No offense but it's a reality. Myself included but as you can see I'm trying to change that. But I can't transact with myself.. ✨🥁 I found a cheat code: don't worry about anyone else. Just pay my bills or anyone else's and we'll reward you with fresh sats NOKYC, automatically directly inside an escrow so no one can cheat. Simple right? 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽

When you build in Open Source, anyone can clone your code, but they're can't copy your vision for the project. They can only assist you in that direction.

I always think I'm a normal user but maybe I'm not so normal.. There's nothing "normal" about me.

Pay ANY bills with #bitcoin. Emphasis on A. N. Y. Why would you do that? Well because Bitcoin just goes up over time so you spend less overall on your bills. Who doesn't want that? Also there are so many ways to keep the value of your Bitcoin stable, it's ridiculous. For example, you can use Stable Balance ♎ on @Fedi !

Play stupid fiat games, win STUPID FIAT PRICES. ⛽️

💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯 No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down. Watch: one link → @Fedi installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything. 30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15. This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it. One link. One tap. You’re in. https://satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾 #bitcoin #ecash #fedimint

Uh uuuuhhh.. 😯😱😉😁 What do we have here! Keet and @Fedi integration?! ✨ "To P2P, or not to P2P. That is the question." ❓❔🦜x🥜 #keet #fedimint #bitcoin #ecash

🚀 Hey guys! I just created a Bill Pay Feature powered by the Community. Here's how Bill Pay works on SatoshiMarket: 1. Someone posts a bill they need paid (electricity, internet, phone, etc.) and locks their sats in escrow 2. You see the listing, check the bill details, and if you have fiat to spare — you accept the trade 3. You pay the bill using whatever method works (M-Pesa, bank transfer, Cashapp, etc.) 4. Share proof of payment in the trade 5. Both of you confirm, the sats are released to your wallet instantly It's basically: you pay someone's bill with fiat, they pay you in Bitcoin. Everyone wins. The escrow protects both sides — nobody can cheat. Try it out! 🧾⚡"

SatoshiMarket just shipped client-side Shamir Secret Sharing for our Escrow 🔐. ✂️ Your sats are split into 3 encrypted shares before leaving your device. The server never sees your full ecash notes. 2-of-3 participants must cooperate to release funds. The server operator mathematically cannot touch your sats. ⚡️Also shipped: - Federation-scoped VIP listings with ecash probe verification, - 5-tier trust-based lending levels, - community arbiter recruitment, - FAQ, - light mode, - and automatic listing broadcasts to your Fedi community rooms. 90+ improvements across the board in less than a week. Non-custodial. Community-governed. Built on Fedimint + Nostr. https://satoshimarket.app

🤯 Escrow notes are now split client-side using Shamir Secret Sharing. The server never handles your full ecash notes. ⚡️✨🥳 NIP-44 encryption coming soon for full cryptographic non-custody.

I wish you a very productive Sunday.

It’s so funny because I built this tool for myself, out of HEAVY frustration 🥵😤for not being able to send money to my own mother in another country… All I need is to connect with an army of people who have the same problem. Do you struggle too? 👀🤔

🟠🔐 What if you could trade with anyone on earth — and never worry about getting scammed? Introducing Satoshi Market — the first Bitcoin-native escrow system built on Multisig 2-of-3, powered by the @Fedi Community. Here's how it works: 🔑 You hold a key 🔑 The other party holds a key 🔑 A trusted Fedi community member holds the third Funds move only when 2 of 3 agree. No single person can steal. No corporation controls your money. No centralized platform deciding who gets paid. This is what trustless peer-to-peer commerce actually looks like. 🧠 If you're new to Bitcoin — this means you can buy, sell, or trade with a complete stranger and your money is locked and protected until both sides are happy. Think of it like an escrow agent, except there's no bank, no company, and no one can run off with your funds. ⚡ If you're a Bitcoin OG — you already know how powerful multisig is. Now imagine it as a service layer anyone can use for any peer-to-peer trade. We just made it dead simple. 🫂 If you're in a Fedi community — YOUR community is the trust layer. Your reputation, your people, your keys. This is community-powered commerce and it's never been done like this before. This isn't a marketplace (yet 👀). This is the foundation — the engine of trust that makes every future peer-to-peer transaction possible. Marketplace coming soon. But the escrow? It's live. Right now. 🔗 satoshimarket.app Have you ever seen anything like this? Be honest 👇 #Bitcoin #Multisig #Escrow #Fedi #Fedimint #PeerToPeer #TrustlessCommerce #SatoshiMarket #CircularEconomy #BuildOnBitcoin