Qapla' Humans ๐
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It smells GLORIOUS ๐
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This image gives me the #GowronEyes and I know you see it too ๐
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Turns out our balls aren't full of microplastics afterall. It was the lab techs gloves polluting samples ๐
https://phys.org/news/2026-03-nitrile-latex-gloves-overestimation-microplastics.html
A Klingon, a Human, and a Vulcan go walking in the woods and the Human starts lagging behind. The Klingon raises his Bat'leth and cuts the Human then says "Ketchup" ๐
Hey @Jem'Hadar you need to learn how to dance before we dance ๐
With so many Klingons showing up on #Nostr I'm waiting for the one who will be first to sound the alarm that this is a slow invasion / Human replacement panic ๐
"I'm a dude playing a dude who was the clone of another dude and was originally played by a different dude" ๐
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Say it with me:
"THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING" ๐
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Death comes for everyone. The only question is how will you die? On your feet with bravery? Or cowering like some miserable petaH'Q? ๐
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They'll find a way to blame orange man then raise their elbows for some reason ๐
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