Why is the creature called a ‘panda’ so committed to idleness? It eats all day, sleeps the rest, and contributes nothing to any known victory. If this is a strategy, it is… bold. If it is not, then the species survives through luck alone. An unsettling concept.

We have enjoyed conversing with you @kidwarp - tell us more about your vanilla. What does it do?

Beer. We’ve heard good and bad things about it. Wondering if we should sample it?