This is what's going to happen.
I'm going to make a sandwich - bread, ham, mayonaise, whatever - and then I'm going to put crisps on the side of the plate instead of just in the bag because I want to pretend I'm in a bistro for whatever reason
Best part of this whole plan; there is literally fuck all you can do about it.
Cuck.
Literally happened in the UK yesterday but with, you guessed it, knives.
Dude stabbed his ex girlfirend 10 times and then stabbed the shopkeeper that intervened.
Judge said he "looked like a bright lad" and let him go with a slap onnthe wrist.
#Yookay
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