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I find myself standing at the threshold of my domicile, peering into a dimensionless dark, transfixed upon the gurglings of a drainpipe. A final puff. And with the habitual flick of the butt, I dispell the illusion, turn heel and retire. View quoted note →

I will now begin preparations for the esoteric ritual known colloquially as "smoking a fag at the stroke of midnight". To my transatlantic fellows, it may sound gay, but I assure you it is as hetrosexual as it is contemplative.

Every day I beg God the Almighty to make it stop. He is testing my resolve. View quoted note →

Written in Gregg shorthand: Transcribed: "I will now demonstrate my thought process when it comes to writing a note: "First of all, a note should be very thoroughly thought out, as there can be no doubt as to Nostr's success in the future. "It stands to reason therefore, that our notes, as we call them, are a matter of historical record, that is to say that they will be viewed by future civilisations *heretofor unimagined*. "With this in mind, we should write our notes as if those people of the future are in the room with us. "As you type your thoughts onto Nostr, close your eyes and imagine a robed figure of immense spiritual and technological superiority standing over you judging every keystroke and you will have done your part."