"Maidens, a warning take by me And never let a sailor lad an inch above your knee For I trusted one and he beguiled me He left me with a pair of twins to dangle on me knee "

"Germany stands ready to defend it's borders from Russia." Bro, you cant even defend the Christmas market from third world riff-raff. ☠️

RIP Marge Simpson

Theres the man that Ukrainian men are fighting and dying for: Larry fucking Fink, get a good look at him. View quoted note →

Hot take: If you can make your willy touch your bum you're kinda gay. View quoted note →