I'm not calling a bottom until 2026 is over
OceanSlim
oceanslim@happytavern.oslim.dev
npub1zmc6...7f60
Pro Gun. Anti War. Working on hyperbitcoinization with Jan3. Hardware enthusiest. Node runner. Live your life in service to others. #nostr only since Block 775261. Father of 2.
Building freedom tech: https://github.com/0ceanslim/
Contact: https://oslim.dev/contact
While you were busy arguing about grants, I got myself a job at jan3 where we're on a mission to hyperbitcoinize the world. I'm nervous, but I'm also extremely excited to be a part of this.
๐ซก This does mean that going forward, other software I've been making is not forgotten, but updates will come slower.
Well... I'm writing rust now. Damn you ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Some people out here using their paid blossom storage for screenshots instead of just using

0x0 // happytavern

No they don't. They are exemplary of free speech principles. Code is speech.
```Ghost guns complicate the nature of speech```
https://www.politico.com/newsletters/digital-future-daily/2026/05/28/ghost-guns-complicate-the-nature-of-speech-00941513
```perl
#!/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-3-lines-PERL
$m=unpack(H.$w,$m."\0"x$w),$_=`echo "16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%Sa
2/d0<X+d*La1=z\U$n%0]SX$k"[$m*]\EszlXx++p|dc`,s/^.|\W//g,print
pack('H*',$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length$n&~1)/2)
```
Grain is so cool. I can tune my relays to purge events from non whitelisted users but still allow everyone to post. What's cooler is I can do some things like increase the retention period specifically for dms so wheat relay can still get you dms from people and keep them from purging for a longer period of time than stuff like reactions and short notes from non whitelisted users.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS
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