People like NVK are proof there is no such thing as assassination markets.
Rich Nost
richnost@nostrplebs.com
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Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.
Holy shit
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When you give your help and advice away for free, no matter how good it I'd, people think they got what they paid for.
The absolute self-unawareness of bitcoiners rushing to recommend self-custody and self-custody accessories three days after the most disastrous self-custody fuck up ever...
Maximalist tribalism trained us to be affinity grifted.
Fuck this shit. I'm vibing a cashu wallet. 
I bet.
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"I am ColdCarded" is the new ree ree.
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I'm down with the idea that the ColdCard was an exploding pager attack to financially mollify dangerous individuals.
I am satisfied by none of these answers.
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Can someone give me a single, practical, material benefit that a normative person enjoys by self-custodying their Bitcoin?
WANGMI
Bitcoin "culture" isn't real. It can't hurt you, if you don't listen to its numbskull, footgun advice.
The one shining ray of good news in all of this ColdCard darkness is that literally nobody fucking listens to the advice of hardcore Bitcoiners.
As a result, hardly anyone followed our groupthink retard advice to self-custody. Even fewer followed our numbskull recommendation of the ColdCard.
Pur own insufferableness is what saved most people. From us.
Soon we will be selling SeedSigner faraday accessories to each other to mitigate attacks based on shit NVK was making up just to grief his competition.
Its the most absurd scenario, so therefore it is the most likely in Bitcoin.
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The Foundation Passport Core is one of the most consistently stable hardware wallets I have ever used. I wish @Foundation still made it.
This bear market can choke on dick cheese.
It's something.
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No, I don't want to do a presentation on self-custody right now.
I do want to do a presentation on dangerous personalities and social psychology. Bitcoiners need a primer on that more than they need to learn about dice and passphrases.
MOM REMBER THAT TIME YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE BASEMENT ROLLING DICE IN MY CUB SCOUT TENT AND YOU ASKED ME IF I WAS TOUCHING MYSELF AND I WAS ALL LIKE MOOOOOOM WELL GUESS WHO ISNT COMPLETELY REKT TODAY