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Rich Nost
richnost@nostrplebs.com
npub1zw7f...vpu5
Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.
Bitcoin "culture" isn't real. It can't hurt you, if you don't listen to its numbskull, footgun advice.
The one shining ray of good news in all of this ColdCard darkness is that literally nobody fucking listens to the advice of hardcore Bitcoiners.
As a result, hardly anyone followed our groupthink retard advice to self-custody. Even fewer followed our numbskull recommendation of the ColdCard.
Pur own insufferableness is what saved most people. From us.
Soon we will be selling SeedSigner faraday accessories to each other to mitigate attacks based on shit NVK was making up just to grief his competition.
Its the most absurd scenario, so therefore it is the most likely in Bitcoin.
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The Foundation Passport Core is one of the most consistently stable hardware wallets I have ever used. I wish @Foundation still made it.
This bear market can choke on dick cheese.
It's something.
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No, I don't want to do a presentation on self-custody right now.
I do want to do a presentation on dangerous personalities and social psychology. Bitcoiners need a primer on that more than they need to learn about dice and passphrases.
MOM REMBER THAT TIME YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE BASEMENT ROLLING DICE IN MY CUB SCOUT TENT AND YOU ASKED ME IF I WAS TOUCHING MYSELF AND I WAS ALL LIKE MOOOOOOM WELL GUESS WHO ISNT COMPLETELY REKT TODAY
Funny that SeedSigner got BBQR support right before CoinKite goes tits up reputationally.
This. This. Everything about this burned into everyone's memory, so we never forget that what actually caused this is NVK's malignant narcissism and inability to share the space with what he perceives as "competition".
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I'd schedule a meetup where we can shoot each others' Cold Cards, but I'm not sure if I want to walk into a space with armed bitcoiners I taught to use a ColdCard. 😬
Watch one little calculator fuck 1200 bitcoiners at once.
The year is 2026.
You are now allergic to your carnivore diet, thanks to genetically modified ticks.
Your ColdCard is a potato.
Bitcoin doesnt fix everything.
Conflating ColdCard failure as some sort of BIP-110 correctness signal is cringe and desperate.
Not gonna lie, looking forward to the going-out-of-business sale on Block Clocks.
Watch carefully for influencers that carry water for NVK. This is a great opportunity to catch venal douchenozzles in the act of toxic influencing.
Righteous self-own. 10/10.
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