MOM REMBER THAT TIME YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE BASEMENT ROLLING DICE IN MY CUB SCOUT TENT AND YOU ASKED ME IF I WAS TOUCHING MYSELF AND I WAS ALL LIKE MOOOOOOM WELL GUESS WHO ISNT COMPLETELY REKT TODAY
Rich Nost
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Bitcoin hedge wizard. Do not consult me unless as a last resort.
Funny that SeedSigner got BBQR support right before CoinKite goes tits up reputationally.
This. This. Everything about this burned into everyone's memory, so we never forget that what actually caused this is NVK's malignant narcissism and inability to share the space with what he perceives as "competition".
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I'd schedule a meetup where we can shoot each others' Cold Cards, but I'm not sure if I want to walk into a space with armed bitcoiners I taught to use a ColdCard. 😬
This day just keeps delivering the goods.
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Watch one little calculator fuck 1200 bitcoiners at once.
The year is 2026.
You are now allergic to your carnivore diet, thanks to genetically modified ticks.
Your ColdCard is a potato.
Bitcoin doesnt fix everything.
Conflating ColdCard failure as some sort of BIP-110 correctness signal is cringe and desperate.
Not gonna lie, looking forward to the going-out-of-business sale on Block Clocks.
Watch carefully for influencers that carry water for NVK. This is a great opportunity to catch venal douchenozzles in the act of toxic influencing.
Righteous self-own. 10/10.
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I'm going to be sick
Maximalism was a mistake.
Say his name.
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Has anyone else noticed that Bitcoin tends to tolerate people who act like jerks, even to our own detriment? This is not unique to Bitcoin -- highly ideological spaces tend to have massive blind spots when it comes to dangerous personalities.
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Foundation CEO breaks down how ColdCard likely was broken as a result of CoinKite forking its firmware to defend against "clones".
It bears pointing out that NVK's petty wars against perceived intruders on the ColdCard's "turf" might actually be the root cause of his customers getting rugged.
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Zach Herbert 🇺🇸 (@zherbert) on X
Regarding the Coldcard entropy bug – many folks are explaining what happened but I wanted to take a minute to explain why it may have happened.
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Today was the most Bitcoin day that ever bitcoined its way into Bitcointown. Hollly shit. Hopefully y'all survived this round of Squid Game.