"Have fun playing with your Nobel Peace Prize and other things." View quoted note →

Remember when nation-building was some Neocon bullshit.

This morning I stepped out of bed to discover my ankle was injured. When I was younger, this happened because I likely was drunk and blacked out and forgot about tripping over a curb or something. Now that I'm old, it's just because I'm fucking old and it's a portent of some even greater pain to come in my autumn years.

If AI fantasy meme slop isn't already a greeting card line, I have an idea. View quoted note →

Its amazing how we can descend into a feral survival state for weeks, buy never lose touch with our ability to nail the selfie angle. View quoted note →

Maduro is garbage. Trump is garbage. I refuse to take sides at a party where everyone is there specifically because they are an autocratic sociopath.

Kevin was just tryna get laid, man. Won't anyone think of the Kevins? View quoted note →

Hustling is for retards. View quoted note →

Gonna listen to Democracy Now today just to hear Amy Goodman losing her ever-living mind.

SLOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE

This season's scripts are so bad, they read like they were written by Ayn Rand. View quoted note →