"Really honey, all we have to do is wait out all the k-street traders trying to shake the leverage put of the system so they can scoop up cheap bitcoin before the new fed chair sends this shit into the ionosphere. They either wear you out or scare you out. You want me to bring you home a McFlurry?" View quoted note →

I'm not saying I'm glad I sold some bitcoin above 95k to live for the next 6 months. I'm saying I'm glad I dont have to recite all the podcaster horseshit moon hype to my wife while I'm getting ready for my new shift at McDonalds.

I probably had some sort of brain-related medical event, and as a result, I thought I would try pubky, but then after read through 20 pages of terms of use and privacy policy legalese, I realized YOU STILL NEED AN INVITE TO USE PUBKY.

TLDR; Bluesky is a decentralized LARP that can't survive the "nooOoOo not that much freedom! " anxieties of its stewards. View quoted note →

I once paid a whole Bitcoin for a shipment of Soylent. It was all I could spend it on. At least you dipshits will live to regret buying clarified butter and comfrey and whatever indigo child nonsense you're into.

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