If there were an over the counter medication released tomorrow that everyone could afford, and supply met demand, that allowed the user to fall asleep fast and die painlessly in their sleep, how many of the eight billion people on this planet would opt out of life in the next thirty days?

I have GFCI outlet that trips as soon as I reset it. The line coming in is a steady 122v. I replaced the outlet. I then replaced every outlet downstream. Then, I replaced the GFCI outlet again. Still happening. Any ideas? #asknostr

In the Christian religion, God burns good/innocent people for all eternity. That shit is sick. View quoted note →

The last one was asleep at the wheel. I’m not sure which is worse. 🤔 View quoted note →

I’m making cheeseburger spring rolls for the first time. They exploded as soon as I dropped them in the oil. FML 🤦🏻‍♂️

Reddit is a liberal cesspool. I wish it wasn’t so useful.

Dolores Umbridge is the most hateable character in Harry Potter because those who enforce tyranny are more disgusting than the tryrants themselves. #fucktheauthority

I just saw a fat nutritionist on the news. 🤡🌎