The famous singer Sting has been kidnapped.
The Police have no lead.
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out at high speeds whenever you drop it. My manager said I clearly couldn't handle the case.
I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese.
It's just a curd to me.
Tamagotyourdata
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting.
Allow me to Samurais it for you
Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy.
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE
Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
I taught a wolf to meditate.
Now he's aware wolf.
To the person that stole my glasses.
I will find you, I have contacts.
Looking good @jack
BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
