Puns - Nostr Hypermedia

How many skunks does it take to make a stink? Just a phew.

Two guys walk into a bar. You would think that the second one would have ducked.

POV: You just hit the @jack pot!

Doctor: I will be delivering the baby. Dad: Thanks but I’d prefer the baby with a liver

My wife said sex or dex. I am now a millionaire.

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. He said no.

I taught a wolf to meditate. Now he's aware wolf.

My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees. We’re a joint family.

I have a license but I don't h🥑

IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, READ THIS LATER.

I told a joke about proof-of-stake.. But nobody laughed. It just didn't have enough validators.

nice crack in the sidewalk

To the person that stole my glasses. I will find you, I have contacts.

I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Wednesday is open Mike night

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing