I told a joke about proof-of-stake..
But nobody laughed. It just didn't have enough validators.
Puns
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nice crack in the sidewalk
To the person that stole my glasses.
I will find you, I have contacts.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined.
Wednesday is open Mike night
I applied for a job hanging mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing
Me: The eagles won last night
Friend: Oh did you watch the game?
Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game
Looking good @jack
BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people.
But none of them works.
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Kase scenario.
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.