Puns - Nostr Hypermedia

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.

Me: What is an IV for? Roman: Yes.

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.

A dragon would never explode. A dino might.

I went to a psychic. I knocked on her front door. She yelled: "Who is it?" So l left.

What’s the best present you can gift? A broken drum. Nobody can beat that.

Elon Musk is launching a satellite as a peace offering to the aliens. Apollo G.

I call it an elevator, but my British friend calls it a lift. I guess we were just raised differently.

"What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency? It Hertz

I've decided from January 1st I'll only be watching videos in 2160p or higher. It's my New Year's Resolution.

I remember 2024 like it was yesterday..

I'm not a PETA guy or anything. But I do think it's pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks.

What does a politician do after he dies? He lies still.

What is wrong with political jokes? They sometimes get elected.

There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall. Terrible king, but a great ruler.

People are making apocalypse jokes.. like there's no tomorrow.

A pun enters a room and kills ten people. Pun in, ten dead.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. May divorce be with you.