I'm not a PETA guy or anything. But I do think it's pretty messed up that they make sweaters out of turtle necks.
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What does a politician do after he dies?
He lies still.
What is wrong with political jokes?
They sometimes get elected.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall.
Terrible king, but a great ruler.
People are making apocalypse jokes..
like there's no tomorrow.
A pun enters a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
May divorce be with you.
Santa never has to pay for parking.
It’s on the house.
Why don’t governments embrace Bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.
It was a Finnish hymn.
My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.
He’s the Spokesman.
Tap on the screen 
Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid .. then I was petrified.
I’ve just joined a dating site for arsonists.
I’ve seen a lot of matches.
Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a
haunted house?
Because the ghosts will bring the boos.
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
I went to a wedding last week, everyone was emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers 😢
I saw an ad for a casket and thought..
That's the last thing I need.