My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
May divorce be with you.
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Santa never has to pay for parking.
It’s on the house.
Why don’t governments embrace Bitcoin?
They hate the idea of a ‘Proof Of Work’.
Mortal Kombat was actually based on a Scandinavian church song.
It was a Finnish hymn.
My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.
He’s the Spokesman.
Tap on the screen 
Waiter: I'm glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid .. then I was petrified.
I’ve just joined a dating site for arsonists.
I’ve seen a lot of matches.
Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a
haunted house?
Because the ghosts will bring the boos.
"What are your dogs' names?"
Me: "Calvin and Klein."
"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"
Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."
I went to a wedding last week, everyone was emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers 😢
I saw an ad for a casket and thought..
That's the last thing I need.
Most people have no idea that the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an apple with very limited memory.
Just 1 byte and everything crashed.
I tried to walk like an Egyptian…
Now I need to see a Cairo practor.
It's hard to imagine some people actually like to collect old magazines.
They must have a lot of issues.
Sorry for the long post. 
My wife has a sexual fantasy where we pretend to be tax preparation corporations.
I'm Intuit.