Puns
puns@BitcoinNostr.com
npub1plk0...ffh4
SEC Twitter account security 
Remember to poop before midnight tonight.
You don’t want to be carrying the same shit into the new year.
I was going to write a pun on phobias, but I was afraid you guys wouldn’t like it.
Did you hear about that
great new shovel?
It's ground breaking.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Me: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis.
Therapist: How bad is it?
Me: It comes in waves.
The Christmas alphabet is almost identical to the standard English alphabet.
Except that it has Noel.
I was gonna tell some dad jokes at the airport.
But when I approached him, he didn’t look too friendly.
My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.
I have Claustrophobia.
Home Stallone 
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They each got six months
On my tombstone please write:
“Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”