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Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins.
Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.
PV 
Today is my 32nd birthday 🙏🏼
Thank you all for following and interacting with my posts. I look forward to opening Damus everyday as a break from other toxic social media platforms.
A ♉️ pun: My wife just broke up with me. She's sick and tired of my constant Zodiac puns. It Taurus apart. I'm in Pisces typing this.
I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
It was not an edible 😞 
Afraid to post this on Twitter
Small arms dealer
Pelvis
I found stir fry all over my bed this morning
I must have been sleep wokking again.
Bank Bankruptcy Bingo Card
Can't believe that someone rubbed one off in the elevator
My psych professor asked if we'd heard of Pavlov. I said "it rings a bell."