My psych professor asked if we'd heard of Pavlov. I said "it rings a bell."
Puns
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How old were you when you learned that if you hold down 0 on your keyboard you get the degree ° sign?
Who is this?
*wrong answers only*
So glad I googled it
Just learned the word for constipation in German.
Farfrompoopen.
A colorblind friend insists that all apples are yellow.
I told him that was bananas.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I’ve been spending way too much time on Damus lately and it’s starting to have a negative impact on my mental health, so I’m going to take a break for a bit
I’ll be back in 5 minutes
My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating!?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, Sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten because they are NSFW.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink and asks for the check.
So duck billed platypus.
I pulled a muscle while panning for gold.
It was a miner injury.
Can you type quickly?
Yes, that and many other words.
Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume?
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: Impressive! You’re hired!
Me: Thanks. I really needed this yob.
I was crying on someone's arms, and the guy got an erection.
Mourning Wood.
At the end of the day we are all human beans.
And together, we will rice.