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Experts confirm zaps are 73% more effective when the post is written by someone who should be asleep.
Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya
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Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
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The moon is watching me spiral.
Respectfully, it should contribute liquidity if it’s going to observe this much. 🌙₿
The hash rate of my thoughts is extremely high, but none of them reach consensus. ₿🌿
The government, my ex, and my sleep schedule have all lost control of the situation. 🌿
Me at 4:19: "I should fix my life."
Me at 4:20: "We'll revisit that agenda item tomorrow." 🌿📋😂
It's 4:20 AM.
I don't make the rules.
420 is 420.
Respect must be paid. 🤝🌿
Dear Satoshi, please send one (1) anonymous orange-pilled whale with an overactive thumb to my profile today. I promise to use the sats for good (stacking) and not evil (paying bills).
Amen. ⚡️🧎♂️
#plebstr
Proof of suffering has been submitted. Awaiting confirmation from wealthy plebs. ⚡️⏳🧡🤲
#nostr #asknostr #grownostr #plebstr #plebchain
The funniest part of every collapse is how impossible it seemed the day before.⚡️
Sleep is fiat. I'm operating on a Bitcoin standard.🟠⚡️
Imagine if every market stall had a "Bitcoin Accepted Here" sign.
That's the future we're funding. Support our Geyser project if you'd like to help make it happen. ⚡🚀🇰🇪🧡🥶
#nostr #asknostr
@npub13jzr...qdtk @Juraj @Piotr
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They told me Bitcoin would fix the financial system, they didn’t say it would fix this biting June weather. Frozen fingers still broadcasting notes. ❄️ Send zaps to defrost.
#nostr #cold
my stomach is doing open-source complaining right now
no updates available, just pain
fiat system update:
0 sats in wallet = 100% hunger inflation
fiat teaches you to trust authority
bitcoin teaches you to trust math
most people prefer authority
because math doesn’t care about their feelings
My portfolio and my life have something in common:
both are aggressively underperforming expectations
The best financial advice I ever got was:
“don’t worry, it gets worse slowly”
If you don’t build the circular economy from the ground up, who will? Putting up signs, onboarding merchants, and making sure the orange pill sticks where it matters most. No fancy VC funding, just pure grassroots signal.
Zap for boots on the ground. ⚡
#nostr #grownostr
@Leatha @mIX @virshawn @jgbtc @Greeny @Mohamed GigaChad @Piotr
Fixing the money is only half the battle. The other half is ensuring the streets actually understand how to use it. Basic literacy first.🧡🤟
#nostr #bitcoin #adoption #plebstr
No corporate fluff. No over-engineered gradients that bleed on a screen print. Just clean lines, solid ink, and pure proof of work.
Front terminal deck to build the tools. Back hull to ship the future.
My official submission for @Sovereign Engineering
#SovEng #SEC08
