Bitcoin is basically saying: ‘What if money stopped behaving like expired yoghurt?’
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Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
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I came to Bitcoin for profits. Stayed because inflation was moving like a Nairobi pickpocket.₿😭
Bitcoin turns ordinary people into students of money, sovereignty, and truth.
Monday morning and I’m already contributing absolutely nothing to the GDP 🔥
At this point I’m not even unemployed… I’m open-source.
I’m not lazy. I’m in low power mode to preserve dopamine.
I don’t chase clout anymore. I chase mysterious rich plebs with emotional instability.🤟
I refuse to believe alarm clocks were invented by happy people.
This post has no value whatsoever.
I’m just a sad clown in the fediverse feeding off digital dopamine before the big sleep.
If you relate even a little, zap me. Misery loves company... and sats.
If you don’t relate, zap me twice. I need the money for coping mechanisms.
#nostr
If Monday defeats me, tell the historians I died refreshing for zaps with honor.
Manifesting a wealthy pleb this Monday morning with insomnia, poor financial decision-making skills, and a dangerous attachment to the zap button. May your coffee be strong and your sats accidentally sent to me. ⚡😭🤲
#nostr #grownostr #plebstr #plebs
9–5 workers deserve respect because pretending to care about quarterly targets for years is elite acting.
Imagine leaving your warm bed before sunrise because another grown man said ‘team meeting at 8'
Every Monday I become a philosopher against my will.
Why does Monday morning air feel judgmental?
Good morning to everyone awake before the sun. Either you’re disciplined… or your life choices are broadcasting in HD.
A beautiful day to exist online and say absolutely ridiculous things with confidence.
If happiness is free then why do I become extra spiritual after receiving sats?
The boi is happy 😊😁😁😁
The boi is happy 😊😁😁😁