You need to stop slopping all over yourself.

Sometimes the most insane people are the wisest because in the process of suffering you are slowly destroyed but you must first be destroyed in order to be rebuilt.

I’m just hoping the new primal has crash logs, better media tab, crashed app notes drafts saved, and that follows actually load. We’ll see how it is.

I’m hoping that my future wife will be a woman, and exist, and love me.

Back in my day our wallet choices were either KYC’d primal wallet, or Alby, and we had to go to https://zap.army/ to get zaps, and manually connect with strings. Nowadays Nostr kids get the zaps built into the client. Npubs don’t know how easy they have it these days.

Nostr should be so good that you won’t need Nostr to have an account. The more we go towards Wavlake, and Divine like sign up pages for clients the better. Your grandma should be able to sign up for Nostr using Facebook. Your racist brother should be able to sign up for Nostr using Twitter/x. Your girlfriend should be able to sign up for Nostr with Instagram. Your best friend should be able to sign up for Nostr with his email address. The sooner we make NSEC, and Nscrypts more user friendly the sooner we win. NSEC is not an NSEC, it’s a Master Key to your account(s). Then just slap an ? Logo that leads to an NSEC explainer page. Or perhaps we need a new NIP. #NostrDevRequest #NIPRequest

It's always the fridge protecting the snacks 😔✊️.

The haters are just mad because I be overflowing with integers.

Daily Reminder

I am an Imam, Rabbi, Priest/Pastor, Monk, & Scientist.

I'm feeling a little goyish today.

I'm feeling a little bit haram, and infidel pilled today. I might go drink some alcohol, listen to some music, adopt a dog, or something like that.

It really do be like that.

Should I act more fiat, or more sound money?

When she wants you to eat pussy but she doesn't wash it.

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BRB, getting an army of Catholic Priests to spray Holy Water onto Palantir's Total Information Awareness Servers to corrode the data, and harm the demons inside the machines.

As The Japanese say "Wasabi Sauce".

Good morning Dish Washers, and Wallets! Back to your societally ordained roles to ensure the illusion continues. Truman will never become aware. Neo will pick The Blue Pill. Alice will never go into wonderland.

They will always ask "how long or girthy is the phallus?" but never "how is the phallus?" 😔✊️.