They’re kidnapping the Italians, & forcing them to cook pineapple pizza 😔✊.

The Federal Government has told me that you double dipped in the communal @Oshi (推し) jar! Now you must be sentenced to death 😔✊. (Oshi, this note doesn’t apply to you unless you also double dip like the degenerate plebs of Nostr)

1 Million Years of Cheap Sats 😱!?

We’re all Radioactive isotopes blasting society with carcinogens 😔✊.

You’re a gay little baby peanut butter monkey that rubs olive oil on yourself.

Do you receive my echo, my life is a party cat and bunny meme.

Act insane - Actually insane - People Fear You Act insane - Actually normal - People Realize They Misjudged You Act Normal - Actually insane - People Get Shocked When The Truth Comes Out Act Normal - Actually Normal - Nothing Out Of The Ordinary

Badussy Squinchdolf Kitler

THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS BANNED ME FROM USING SOFTWARE, OR BEING A SOFTWARE DEVELOPER 🤯!!! DUE TO MY TENDENCY TO BREAK THE DYNAMICS OF 1s AND 0s, I AM LIKE A PORTABLE QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT, AND ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE MACHINE. THE FCC HAS BANNED ME FROM AIRPORTS 😔✊️.

Why, do I find all these weird bugs, and glitches 😭? If there was a Norse God for software issues it would be me 😔✊️.

I just worked with @greenart7c3 as a Quasi-Alpha/Beta tester for the past two days or so after I was experiencing a rare glitch that affects "older" hardware 🙃. Luckily Amber works now 😁! Next Update of Amber should be working smoother for us broke plebs 😎✊️. Nostr is a strong resilient protocol with high quality, and intelligent devs, who most also have good people skills. We will win!

Zapstore test

Test of Nostrly postrly workingly.

Test of proof of Nostr relays

I am the only human being capable of breaking software.

Followers got nuked again 🙃.

I probably use Nostr more so than anyone else. Which I can't say if that's good, or sad. All the devs are honed in programming, and all the other Nostr have instagram, x, Facebook, YouTube, or real life, etc. I have X but get no traction at all there. Here, I get some traction sometimes despite being a small account that says contrary, and often unpopular things. I like being free, Nostr feels like a small semblance of Freedom.

Corporations have killed Bitcoin, AntMiner, Blockstream, Ocean, MicroStrategy, Wallet of Satoshi, I'd even be daring, and cocky enough to say Square too but really in the current environment P2P payments are under optimized because then that would require buying ever vendor a seperate android device to accept TRUE P2P but it's just more practical, and reasonable to update the hardware they already have. That being said everyone has put their hands in the cookie jar, some have eaten the cookies, some have done weird sexual shit to the cookies, other have dipped their cookies in milk but Bitcoin was good back then when Satoshi, and Hal Finney Kept the cookie jar closed, and said you only get one cookie, and that's after you've done a good job to improve Bitcoin. But now the parents/adults are gone (unfortunately) the kids have run amok, and caused chaos that has led to this dysfunctional community filled with Greed, Vitirol, Dogmatism, and Foolishness.

Bitcoin worked but somewhere along 2014 to 2021 it stopped working. Malicious devs sabotaging Bitcoin. I think Both Adam Back (Core/Blockstream), and Luke Dash Jr. (Knots/Ocean) have, are, and will continue to sabotage Bitcoin for their own financial gain. We must remove all corporate, and financial interests from Bitcoin, Satoshi, and Hal Finney made Bitcoin great because they were incentivized to make the base layer work, however, Blockstream, and Ocean are both incentivized to benefit their bottom line. Lightning is a corporate credit token issued by a centralized entity that benefits from a Broken L1. Bitcoin MUST FIX L1, and add privacy or else Bitcoin Will Fail. Bitcoin Cash, Z-Cash, and Monero have shown that Bitcoin can be saved, fixed, and improved, it's just time for The Bitcoin Community to Embrace The Necessary Protocol improvements to P2P cash. Ethereum is cool too, and Vitalik was one of the earliest Bitcoiners but maybe there can be a Bitcoin-Etheruem for the surplus non-financial data that would need to be transmitted by a Decentralized network. Bitcoin can be the Swiss Knife that does both but it just hasn't yet, and I'm hoping that Bitcoin can be fixed, and saved but if it dies then I'm willing to embrace what works.

I want Bitcoin to work but the truth is that it just doesn't. I know supposedly nowadays Transactions/Blocks can't be orphaned, or the odds, or likelihood that happening have drastically decreased but it's still concerning that miners can reject transactions directly, or indirectly. And Knots wants to make that problem worse. Not saying core is better of course but it's still concerning that transactions can be prioritized, or deprioritized, essentially acting in a Quasi-Monetary censorship. Either all transactions are treated equally in a blind manner, even when you account for fees. Fees should equal alloted time, just because someone does RBF, doesn't mean they should get to go in front of a low fee transaction that was submitted first, and has waited their allocated time because then RBF transactions could just be indefinitely spammed to act as a mechanism to prevent other transactions from entering blocks.