Morels Are Popping

The amount of family/friends who never accumulated any sats after countless attempts for them to do so, will regret their decisions. As the saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 10.46% Remaining = 89..54% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Beautiful night in the season ticket seats

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 5.44% Remaining = 94.56% #bitcoin #satcentparity

I spy, with my eyes, something that is …………………

I look forward to the days we are crab walking sat/cent parity

Fire pit type of day/night

Grandpa Sats doing his thing

Normies don’t understand the difference between Bitcoin and everything else. Just like beef, they don’t know the difference between a cow, heifer, steer, and bull.

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 5.90% Remaining = 94.10% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Congrats getting on the Kansas ballot @npub1hq0k...f9mp

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, and if you do, don’t name it after me Have great weekend

Tool, Fear Inoculum was released 5 years ago Will play album in honor today

Curious how many people in psych wards or mental institutions claim to be Satoshi? I bet some of them might have convincing proof and provide some interesting conclusions, if not just for the entertainment value. Anyway, that’s running through my thoughts at the moment. GM

Had to cancel trip to Santa Monica, bad part is no refunds on hotel, which absolutely sucks (it is what it is).

I asked AI to provide a rant from Bill Hicks comparing NOSTR to twitter …. ———————— Imagine Bill Hicks on stage, lampooning the differences between Nostr and Twitter: "Alright, folks, let’s talk about Twitter. You know, the place where your thoughts get filtered through a corporate algorithm that decides what you should see. It’s like living in a virtual cafeteria where they serve you a daily dose of fear, outrage, and celebrity nonsense—just to keep you coming back for more. Your timeline? It’s a well-oiled machine of distraction, pushing ads, and feeding you whatever makes you angry enough to keep scrolling. It’s all about engagement, baby! The more you rage, the more they profit. Now, here comes Nostr, stepping onto the stage like a breath of fresh air in a room full of stale, recycled outrage. No algorithms telling you what’s hot or not, no corporate overlords shaping your feed—just people talking to people. It’s like the old days when we actually had conversations instead of shouting into a void of noise and echo chambers. It’s decentralized, which means the control is back in your hands. No more big tech deciding what you see or don’t see. You’re free to connect with others on your own terms. So, if you’re tired of the digital puppet show and want to experience something that feels a little less like being trapped in a mall, give Nostr a whirl. It’s like trading in your soul-sucking treadmill for a bike that takes you somewhere real. Now that’s a ride worth taking!”

Feed me Seymour

GM I’m just a dumb sledgehammer with laser eyes that stamps letters and numbers on washers

Great day cooking with my homemade beef chorizo today, family enjoyed the themed meals