Woke up from a dream about holograms and now my mind is like yo, it’s 2026 and we still haven’t fully deployed holographic technology lol

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 9.52% Remaining = 90.48% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Grilling Hamburgers tonight, with sides of homemade Potato Salad, fries and onion rings (fried in tallow)

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 9.06% Remaining = 90.94% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Grilled up some T-Bones tonight

Probably will again take lunch around 18:15:05 UTC View quoted note →

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 8.99% Remaining = 91.01% #bitcoin #satcentparity

It’s not enough, I need more Nothing seems to satisfy I say, I don’t want, I just need it To breathe, to feel, to know I’m alive MJK on Slop View quoted note →

Dear Damus Diary: Made 5 lbs of Beef Chorizo today, packaged in 1/3 lb baggies and placed in fridge until morning then will freeze. Will use about a pound for Smoked Poblano’s this weekend. Beef Chorizo makes a great breakfast when add eggs and potatoes.

Happy New Year everyone Consider the aphorism time is money then you’ll understand sat/second parity. Hope you achieve goals or aspirations this year and hope this concept provides value to you. #bitcoin #satsecondparity View quoted note →

Internal Controls A proactive solution Is always ignored

You can just stack sats Slowly or aggressively Opt out of system #bitcoinhaiku

Firepit night

Every Satsurday I check the sat/cent parity percentage and the below chart reflects those data points from 2022-2025 #bitcoin #satcentparity View quoted note →

At shop getting new tires put on, good thing got that Goodyear coupon lol

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 8.74% Remaining = 91.26% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Family member bought me a fold gift card, let the hours of orange pilling commence lol they were like “it has a bitcoin logo and we know you like that, but we don’t know if it’s a scam or not “

MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎄 Folks, it’s Christmas, a BEAUTIFUL Christmas, maybe the best Christmas we’ve ever had—believe me—and I just want to say a few words. A lot of people are talking about it. Everyone’s talking about it. First of all, to the scammers—SAD! Very sad. All these so-called “Bitcoin treasury companies,” the fake balance sheets, the altcoins with names nobody can pronounce, promising 10,000% returns by New Year’s—total disaster. A complete sham. They come out of nowhere, flashy websites, big words, zero substance. We’ve seen it before, we know how it ends, and it never ends well. Not good! They tell you it’s “the next Bitcoin.” Wrong. There is no next Bitcoin. There’s Bitcoin… and then there’s everything else. Huge difference. Very important difference. And that’s why, on Christmas Day, the REAL Merry Christmas goes out to the Bitcoin-only people. The plebs. Strong hands. Incredible people. They don’t need gimmicks. They don’t need CEOs in suits on podcasts. They just stack, they wait, they understand. Quiet confidence. Tremendous discipline. Honestly? Very impressive. While altcoin promoters are tweeting excuses, Bitcoin keeps doing its thing—24/7, no days off, even on Christmas. Beautiful system. Perfect system. So to the scammers: you’re not fooling anyone anymore. To the altcoins: many are saying they won’t make it. Many smart people. And to the Bitcoin-only crowd: Merry Christmas. You were right. You stayed strong. And let me tell you—it’s going to be HUGE. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL… …but especially to Bitcoin. 🎄₿ Thank you for your attention to this matter

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🎅

Merry Christmas Eve Hope you all have a blessed day Leave sats for Santa