At the restaurant today the man brought me a skewer and I said I'M VEGAN! I'M VEGAN! And he was like I know sir, SORRY our vegan skewer was so convincing to you. And this is why people hate vegans (me)

This cucked Stripe ad perfectly captures the state of the market

Go Vegan

Every fucking billboard in San Francisco says "AI" on it.​

Mommydommy is going to ruin America

Vibe coders: stop trying to make your app faster. Everything you do will make it slower. This is the only rule.

Lately I keep thinking things "didn't work​​" only to be proven wrong. Past experience is baggage.​ Let go of the preconceptions and realize it just didn't work *in that context*.​ Perhaps a novice has more potential than a senior. Brain isn't full of things that "didn't work."​ View quoted note →

Me and @chad did load testing against a bunch of different relay implementations, and so far strfry is in the lead with the ability to support 40k concurrent "users" (according to our K6 test criteria) on a single node. The only downside of strfry is that the database and relay server have to be tied to one machine, so it cannot be scaled horizontally without replicating all of the data across each node. Our K6 setup is here:

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Soapbox / Otherstuff Relay K6 · GitLab

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How things were before is not how things will be

NIP-86 relay management dashboard

Relay Command - Manage and interact with Nostr relays

Manage and interact with Nostr relays. View relay status, configure connections, and monitor relay performance.

Edit with Shakespeare:

Shakespeare - Open Source AI Builder

Build custom apps with AI assistance using Shakespeare, an open-source development environment

Bluesky has been slowly locking down their API, making the data more and more inaccessible

Being vegan is one of the most unpopular positions you can take. It's down there with being a pedophile. Except being a pedophile has grown in popularity recently so I think now being vegan might be even more unpopular.

In Shakespeare you can now edit the system prompt 🎭

Who has the highest performance Nostr relay (OPEN SOURCE) vertically and horizontally scalable, full text search, index on every tag, high performance write AND read with horizontal scaling on each, Prometheus metrics? Does such a thing exist? Don't say strfry

This guy has more people in his gang than we have users on Nostr. View quoted note →

Trying out jumblekat by @HoloKat It's really nice!

JumbleKat

A user-friendly Nostr client for exploring relay feeds

God said that you have to milk a cow into your potato.​

This is the type of lunacy​ against sending #FatZapsOnly View quoted note →