The call for Christian discernment means that we steer a middle course between Scylla ("I believe all conspiracy theories") and Charybdis ("I believe no conspiracy theories"). It means: - prove all things; hold fast to that which is good; - expose the works of darkness; - be men who "know the times, who know what [the church] should do"; and - be "wise as serpents, harmless as doves" (in a NAP kind of way); all while - keeping ourselves unspotted from the world as we do so. #HereIStandICanDoNoOtherSoHelpMeGod