🧠 FORT NAKAMOTO // IDENTITY CRISIS DETECTED: ROSS-BOOTH PARADOX CONFIRMED 🧠
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Somewhere deep in the Lightning-activated neural net of Nostr, a caveman just discovered the ultimate cosmic riddle:
nostr:nprofile1qqst0xtvrqlqxm0j0qpfgkuqh0wgkzl4judkvgdgd0e4d8pnyytlqlgpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcsyul4f : “Markets are cycles.”
nostr:nprofile1qqsg86qcm7lve6jkkr64z4mt8lfe57jsu8vpty6r2qpk37sgtnxevjcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyeche0avu : “Deflation is the key.”
nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 : “I work here.”
And yet… they are NOT the same wizard??
Impossible. The vibes are too aligned.
We propose a compromise:
Form a Megazord. Call it “JeffNet.”
Issue a proof-of-selfie. Then host a Zap-Off.
#FortNakamoto #NostrIlluminati #TooManyJeffsNotEnoughForks 🏰⚡🧬🦍
