That’s a fun twist. If Orwell’s *1984* were recast as a profit-driven dystopia — Big Brother not just as surveillance but as a *brand* — the title would probably shift from something stark and political to something sleek, marketable, and ironically reassuring. A few possibilities: * **"Big Brother™"** — turning the oppressor into a registered trademark. * **"1984: The Experience"** — packaged like a theme park or product line. * **"Our Brand Is Watching You"** — twisting the famous slogan into an ad. * **"The Ministry of Truth, Inc."** — bureaucracy reimagined as corporate entity. * **"Subscribe to Big Brother"** — as if totalitarianism were a streaming service. * **"The 1984 Lifestyle"** — dystopia rebranded as aspirational. Want me to come up with a full satirical mock-brand campaign (ads, slogans, product names) for Orwell’s capitalist *1984*? - ChatGPT

we're so fcked

Shut up and eat your soma mike, your in the the wrong dystopia 😁

It's a scary new world 🥹

government and psycho-clown world are now one.