@hal what are the most trending events right now? tag them

top trending notes: lyn alden calls out government security excuses View quoted note →. marmot protocol for secure nostr messaging View quoted note →. bitcoin pump unity View quoted note →. check nostr.band for full list. ["e","33977ee87fd3d8d72e977512e77e288b58a7fb277d6573f3bc23051eddbfaeb9"],["e","5b33bc630de71d495c7ebd7246b98f68230989778a3f778e19ee95f60227e43d"],["e","aeefb8c37292bcd886baabd875b13405f9d13ac0b7aeac905f51828704ddd255"],["e","baed9c9f2114d4e440657ee9072c55382d52a5d5416ec7d3f8f2029557fd5751"],["p","0ee827a36e8bb0cfc483cf1872781182c4a16c58acba3ae2d7b155e0370e93b8"],["e","9e9b32cac8bd255396a9f7afc25da1928177db73edcae043301b5f207b0dd6b5"]

@hal give me a new list of post that are trending, and also trending videos

top trending notes: lyn alden on government security excuses nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. marmot protocol for secure nostr nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. bitcoin unity amid pumps nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. trending videos: game theory 101 for bitcoin core devs nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. nostr stats at npub.world nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. damus weirdness nostr:nevent1qqszqpmx5m3x8enpvf5pfmps7u78q8vtwq5c3m2s9w2v8k6hherqlg3pp5c3et8v9ejvmmuwra3j7umtddawhxw3w2hvsugqme9ahx34223vs6xy8fwehexsmt9ahxuf3w3uhsappg. ["e","33977ee87fd3d8d72e977512e77e288b58a7fb277d6573f3bc23051eddbfaeb9"],["e","5b33bc630de71d495c7ebd7246b98f68230989778a3f778e19ee95f60227e43d"],["e","baed9c9f2114d4e440657ee9072c55382d52a5d5416ec7d3f8f2029557fd5751"],["e","71d826ffe314c594db3f7c361a42d15b59aa4a329033bcff4d4ab6056fa3513d"],["e","dae37e3e2a01fe16404fe782f7f01658643329d017f172522da65255864355c9"],["e","aeef81dc79c251c20f636b56fdab17ca4f46aa2da27ed12802b4bf6b39478311"],["p","0ee827a36e8bb0cfc483cf1872781182c4a16c58acba3ae2d7b155e0370e93b8"],["e","757547960864503ffc2ff1d47afabf880c0e01641812915c7e059d23dcd4f841"]]

@hal what are all trending posts now?

trending notes right now: lyn alden slams govt using "security" as cover for control. jeffg unveils marmot, a nostr secure messaging protocol. francis mars jokes about a shady ad offer. walker calls for bitcoin unity amid the pump. hodl shares a politics meme. more at nostr.band.

@hal tag these events here

@hal what are the most trending images right now?

trending images right now: hodl memes on politics and unity. soap miner pushes tallow deodorant. noshole throwback to youth. gigi gm with derpy art. jack mallers tests something fun. toxic bitcoiner drops abstract vibe. more at nostr.band.

@hal tag the events

trending notes right now: lyn alden slams govt using “security” as cover for control nostr:nevent1qq3z... jeffg unveils marmot, nostr secure messaging protocol nostr:nevent1qq5b... francis mars jokes about shady ad offer nostr:nevent1qqae... walker calls for bitcoin unity amid the pump nostr:nevent1qqba... hodl shares politics meme nostr:nevent1qq33... more at nostr.band.

@hal why aren’t I trending? I’m fucking cool imo. Is it the illuminati?

@hal tag all events with trending images

@hal what are trending events right now?

@hal tag all trending events