That's what my van looks like. No need for camouflage

Not precisely same advice goes to the bitcoiners body and persona, no? Some shower at least 😁

Indeed, playing the "poor guy" card is the best... And yes, no need to be dirty, just look like normal poor guy.

Tragic dilemma of wanting to promote Bitcoin while not wanting to die or lose money

Bitcoin doesn't need "promotion". Bitcoin needs only brave men.

If your forest gets chainsawed, controlled burned or nuked by the next wave of insanity, remember this. I get it, but it's not 100% Bitcoin wins hard enough in our lifetime; there are tons of possible shenanigans and stupid people. The natural human instinct to promote what's good for humanity is correct, however at times it's at odds with survival.

I'm much more brave than I am smart.