Canada (Alberta) has no army to speak of, so you'd have to play us in hockey - winner take all.
You hear what Canada did to Russia (then the Soviet Union) in 1972?
We beat them in the last 90 seconds of the final game. So there!
You don't want to piss off a frost bitten Canadian boy, they'll outscore your ass big time and then celebrate that victory for the next 50 years as a national achievement.
... but would you kindly book a room for Mark Carney at Alligator Alcatraz - please and thank you.