If you’re implying being a vegan and “winning” in life is possible, it’s not. Even if you put the research in to replace all the nutrients you’re deficient in, you’re spending all your time and money doing that instead of just enjoying a nice steak and eggs and black coffee for breakfast and taking a solid shit and moving in with your day.

I'm not, at all! I'm for killing the fucking cow and cut it in steaks. If that offends susceptibilities, let those who are susceptible starve to death. More meat for us.