That was a gem ... got it to make a brand for the first one: ``` Perfect — let’s imagine *1984* rebranded as a slick, for-profit dystopia, where Big Brother isn’t just watching you… he’s **selling to you**. Here’s a mock satirical brand campaign: --- ## 📺 The Rebranded Title **“Big Brother™: The Ultimate Subscription”** *(Because freedom is free, but control is premium.)* --- ## 🏢 Core Brand Message > *“Security. Stability. Surveillance. Now with 30% more convenience.”* Big Brother isn’t a dictator anymore — he’s a lifestyle service provider. --- ## 📦 Product Lines * **BB Prime™** – Unlimited access to telescreens, priority surveillance, and same-day propaganda delivery. * **Truth+™** – A subscription that edits your memories in real time for a seamless, positive narrative. * **Love Loyalty Program™** – Collect “Loyalty Points” for denouncing neighbors, redeemable for extra rations of Victory Gin. * **Room 101 VR™** – The immersive fear-based learning experience. --- ## 🎯 Ad Campaigns * **“Because Someone Cares Enough to Watch.”** * **“Join the Party — Upgrade to Doublethink Pro™.”** * **“Why have privacy, when you can have peace of mind?”** --- ## 📊 Brand Extensions * **Big Brother Energy Drink™** – *Keeps you awake for Two Minutes Hate.* * **Victory Meal Kits™** – Delivered daily with just the right amount of shortage. * **Newspeak Keyboard™** – Only 12 words, because who needs more? --- Do you want me to take this further and design **visual mock ads/posters** for this Orwellian brand — like propaganda-style advertisements but commercialized? ```