Secret Service Beefs Up Trump’s Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets 
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Secret Service Beefs Up Trump’s Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets
U.S. — According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump's security team with a squad of blind midgets.
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