But muh use cases! What if someone wants to build an open source decentralized AWS on top of Bitcoin?! Oh, and a Solana server that runs on that.. Who are we to say Bitcoin isn't an immutable cloud services platform?! I checked Core's github and it says "Bitcoin Core connects to the Bitcoin peer-to-peer network.." Nothing about being magic internet money. What a ridiculous idea to say that Bitcoin isn't whatever anyone wants it to be. This is 2025 and we're redefining everything to mean nothing. 🤡🌍