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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

When you realize Karen and Ken are having bad sex...

Today I learned

TIL about "Better than sex cake", a type of cake originating from the United States and is known by similar names such as "better than Robert Redford cake" and "next best thing to Robert Redford". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_than_sex_cake #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1k0m2pg/til_about_better_than_sex_cake_a_type_of_cake/

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

Turning down sex for cake is sad lol

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

I have had one and it was dry and gross. Maybe they just need some lube 🤷‍♀️

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

Homemade cake > You can have it with sex too since you’re at home

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

Have your sex cake and eat it too as it were.

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

I think that’s a Plato quote yes 🙌

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

This cake?

TheRupertDamnit

@npub1lqz2...3ak9 , @Noshole , @npub12zqf...99h8 , @npub1xswm...p4xw "The Cake" #icriedlaughingasicompletedconstruction #ijustwantedtomakethekidhappy #heaskedforagoombacakeiswear

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

Probably better than the "better than sex cake" I had if I'm honest.

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

It is now. That's how history works right? 😂

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

Yeah something about cryptographically verifying things that people said 🫡

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

Just the tip from mushroom kingdom

Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

True History™

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TheRupertDamnit TheRupertDamnit@elites.nostrati.org 9 months ago

I think they must have made it wrong because every one of those I've had has been at least close to as good as sex.

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TheRupertDamnit TheRupertDamnit@elites.nostrati.org 9 months ago

Look, it may have been a...suggestive looking cake, but it was delicious.

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

The Little Chocolate Death

Easy and Delish

Death by Chocolate Cake

Death by Chocolate Cake is a moist and fudgy chocolate cake topped with a creamy chocolate buttercream frosting. It's a chocolate lovers'...

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TheRupertDamnit TheRupertDamnit@elites.nostrati.org 9 months ago

La petite mort au chocolat.

Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

It's a perfectly fine cake 🫂 Maybe make the goomba stouter next time 😂

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TheRupertDamnit TheRupertDamnit@elites.nostrati.org 9 months ago

That's what I said when I was looking at the picture. "He should have been shorter, and fatter. That's what I prefer anyway."

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

Dude those brownies by little Debbie made me a fat fucking kid

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MAHDOOD mahdood@rizful.com 9 months ago

More girth

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

--via Yarnlady

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

I just remember it being dry and cinnamon-y. Maybe I have really good sex 🤷‍♀️😆

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Ryan ryan@downisontheup.ca 9 months ago

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

This looks amazing 🤤

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

They always are 😉

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

Same 😒

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

Always 👀

TheRupertDamnit TheRupertDamnit@elites.nostrati.org 9 months ago

Yeah, they did it wrong. Luckily, cheese doesn't.

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karo 9 months ago

it's not even penis shaped? shame!

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Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

But sometimes I just want really good cake.

Yarnlady 🧶 yarnlady@nostr.21mil.me 9 months ago

😂 the shape makes all the difference in taste. Sandwiches are a perfect example, you cut it in half corner to corner not top to bottom. I don't make the rules.

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