BTC is Catholicism Bitcoin XT is Arianism BCH is Eastern Orthodoxy BSV is Anglicanism LTC is the Baptists XMR is non-denom Christianity Doge is Islam ETH is Mormonism CBDCs are atheism Fiat currencies are paganism Gold is third temple Judaism Gold backs that you can no longer redeem is Rabbinic Judaism

Bro I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this. There was the Universal (Catholic) church, and then there were a million Protestant sects. There was bitcoin, and now there are a million shitcoins. People like to compare the invention of BTC to the reformation, which is so annoying because the reformation was essentially the beginning of endless shitcoin Christianities 😮‍💨 JOHN 6

Islam is totally ETH or XRP

Islam being a mid-early Christian heresy (rejection of Christ's divinity, death, resurrection, and of the Trinity), it feels like Doge to BTC to me, since Doge and Bitcoin are based on the same concept (at least Islam has monotheism), but Doge is a joke and a caricature of Bitcoin. On the other hand, Mormonism is moralistic pluratheism (maybe pluriautotheism) and is thus actually more theologically foreign. Likewise, ETH is a little less foreign prima facie due to superficial features like adoption, aesthetic, ecosystem, and valuation, but is under the hood more foreign than Doge. I take this very seriously.

I see major parallelism. Roger Verr is Martin Luther. Whoever made Doge is Muhammad. Vitalik might be a John Smith. Even Satoshi has some valid parallels with Christ or some of His apostles. Satoshi is or was a nobody from nowhere who instituted a new era of being which grew to global reach. Now, Satoshi isn't God, but maybe he was gifted by God for the good of humanity.

I think doge should be some cringe charismatic protestant sect. Islam is the false religion of warlords, and that seems more aligned with ETH or XRP crowd; ERC20 tokens being emirates under ethereum rule.