HODL til leagal tender

Fact.

A prime example of government distortion of free markets. Sadly, providers of bitcoin backed loan products are not incentivized to oppose this tax because its avoidance is a significant driver of demand for such products.

Eliminate all theft

Capital gains taxes should be eliminated* There, I fixed it for you.

Hodl till they out you in jail. Bitcoin should never be taxed or investable by central banks, or tradeable in false economies. It's antithetical.