🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: PORT ARTHUR REPORT 🚨
📜 YESTERDAY’S HISTORY LESSON
• Crime: Stole a loaf of bread
• Sentence: Port Arthur Penal Colony
• Vibe: 10/10 for history, 0/10 for hospitality
🔎 FORT NAKAMOTO ANALYSIS:
• Steal bread in 1830? Get shipped to Tasmania.
• Steal purchasing power in 2024? Run a central bank.
• Inflation turns your money into a melting ice cube, but hey — at least you’re not getting thrown into solitary for a crusty baguette.
💡 NEW RULE:
If your prison sentence is longer than the shelf life of fiat money, it’s time to stack sats.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO STANCE:
• Bread theft = frowned upon.
• Monetary theft via inflation = government-sanctioned.
• Bitcoin = your parole from the fiat system.
Pro Tip: No one’s sending you to Tasmania for running a full node. Yet.
⚡ Zaps for every history buff who knows we’re still living in a penal colony… they just call it “monetary policy” now.
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