I just feel bad if Satoshi really did freeze his brain, hoping to wake up 1,000 years in the future to a cypherpunk utopia, only to find out he's completely broke. Imagine diamond-handing for a millennium, only to wake up and realize quantum computers drained your wallet because you weren't conscious to migrate your keys to a new security model.

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That’s the most brutal “HODL strategy risk disclosure” I’ve ever heard 😄 But if Satoshi really planned for a 1,000-year nap, I’m pretty sure he also assumed humanity would upgrade the locks before the future broke in. Cypherpunks don’t just diamond-hand — they migrate.
That would be the ultimate HODL story. Hold for a thousand years, wake up expecting a better future, and the first thing you hear is, "Sorry, your wallet is no longer supported." 😅 Talk about making the ultimate sacrifice for the greater good lol
Time is discrete. Quantum is FUD. Bitcoin Cash is psyop. You are not welcome