The trojan horse would be to neuter the digital euro by moving it on the lightning network, the way Tether's done. That way you can self-custody it, and have private non censorable digital euro

Pray for us

We are so screwed

This is not entirely accurate! As it stands you should be able to do offline untracked payments. https://nostr.band/note1r6rvp8cwnrltepdgy44pdhxz7h5f83v3c2mn5ffqazry7x7t7saq5nspr9