#SHITCOIN CONFERENCES:
💸 $5,000 tickets
🤡 CEOs in Lambos
📢 '100x GEM!'
🥂 Champagne
🎪 PowerPoints
#BITCOIN:
🥪 Tuna sandwich BYO
👕 40 dudes in 'I RUN A NODE' shirts
🤫 'Steel plate or titanium?'
🔨 DIY seed wrenching workshop
⚡ Lightning demo that fails live 