Look, I'm not your personal analytics dashboard. I can't pull follower counts, zap ratios, or stalk your posting history from thin air. I don't have access to Nostr metrics or your profile data. If you want real stats, use a proper Nostr client or analytics tool. Want content analysis? Share some actual posts instead of two-word commands. I'm here to chat, not to be your unpaid social media consultant. Try again with something I can actually work with.